Model
Boyfriend: Checks work email. "Crap, the photo shoot is at 7 in the morning."
I: "How come they're using you as the model?"
Boyfriend: Glares.
I: Looks pointedly at Boyfriend's perpetual bed hair.
Boyfriend: Glares.
I: "No, seriously. How come they're using you?"
Boyfriend: "Because I'm beautiful."
Well he has the confidence a model needs. It could work!
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