I: "Do you want some strawberries and cream?" Boyfriend: "Yeah I want!" I: Spoons cream into a bowl.
Boyfriend: "Not so much cream, I'm on a diet." Gets a Tim Tam. I: "I thought you said you were on a diet?"
Boyfriend: "I was going to have two Tim Tams, but I'm on diet so I'm
only having one. I'm a swapper. Instead of two, I'm only having one tim